Random Thoughts at the End of the Semester

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Everybody needs a hobby; mine is to be an adjunct instructor teaching undergraduate psychology classes. I’ve been teaching at our local community college for the past few years. I’ve also taught at one of the universities in the area for the past two semesters; they were already short of psychology professors when one quit the day classes started. A friend of mine is responsible for recruiting adjuncts and, well, now I’m teaching four courses in addition to my regular job. I’ll never do this again.

All of which means I have spent the past two weeks writing final exams, giving tests, grading tests and (most difficult and painful of all) reading papers. My brain is fried and there has been no room for whatever is going on in Southern Baptist life.

Time now for a brain-dump on all things related to college students and collegiate ministries.

There is no such thing as a typical college student. My students this semester have ranged in age from 17 to 60. The brightest students are usually the concurrently enrolled high school seniors. The hardest working students are often the non-traditional students (age 25 and up). One student has earned a Ph.D. in some obscure branch of legal history; having figured out the Ph.D.’s don’t get paid as well as actual lawyers he’s back in school picking up prerequisites for med school.

The traditional students (ages 18 to 22) are all over the map in terms of academic ability and motivation.

I’ve learned the slacker who looks like he’s sleeping through class might have an IQ over 140 and be quite capable of teaching the course. The sweet young thing that looks like the girl every dad hopes his son will bring home may have been in and out of rehab and have a child or two: all by the age of 19.

Implications for ministry: mentor individuals, don’t implement programs for a group of young adults who are anything but homogeneous.

I get FaceBook friend requests from students who are then shocked and, to their credit, embarrassed that I have actually looked at their FaceBook page. That has led to at least one interesting discussion with a small group of graduating seniors. “You’re good students”, I told them, “but I wouldn’t hire you after seeing your party pics on FaceBook”.

Implications for ministry: I don’t ask students to be my friend, but I do respond to their requests. They read my status changes. That leads to opportunities before and after class to discuss spiritual issues. This is a generation searching for spirituality. They haven’t a clue what that is, but they are hungry for it.

Spirituality is becoming a hot topic for scholarly papers. Here’s a list of several academic papers. The web site is part of Higher Education Research Institute at the University of California, Los Angeles. Interesting reading.

Lifeway research has some surveys on church dropouts. So does Barna.

Implications for ministry: know who it is you are trying to reach.

My parents were mistaken; there is such a thing as a stupid question. ‘Nuff said.

Implications for ministry: if you hang out with college students, be prepared for stupid questions. And unfounded opinions. And poorly thought out conclusions. It goes with the territory.

Nobody reads the class syllabus. Not the department chair, not the Dean, and certainly not the students. Writing syllabi is a lesson in integrity: a well written syllabus is its own reward. I have learned to write my syllabi as unto the Lord (’cause He’s the only other one who will see it).

I run into students everywhere. Current students as well as former students. I go to the gym and I’m greeted with “Have you graded my paper yet?” by the guy at the front desk. I go to a restaurant and the waitress, whom I don’t remember ever having met, greets me with “Professor McElroy!”.

Implications for ministry: college students, particularly unchurched students, are looking for reasons to discount our faith. All they know are the caricatures pictured on TV; they’re watching closely for any signs of hypocrisy. I have to think twice before I’m rude assertive with the clerk who ignored me or treated me poorly.

On the other hand, even the most vocal student who speaks out against the existence of God is fascinated by an articulate believer who treats them with respect. It’s as if they have been taught that faith and intelligence are polar opposites and cannot coexist. I don’t mind be viewed as an oddity if it opens a few doors.

That’s it for now. Time to get back to reading papers by freshmen psychology students. Next semester… only multiple choice tests and scantrons.  Whoever invented the scantron was a genious.